these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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