My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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