I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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