I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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