Whod you bang
Betty ford says i'm here all night
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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