it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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