My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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