Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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