i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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