So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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