That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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