doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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