ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Are we still banned from the library?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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