Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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