Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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