I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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