What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize