what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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