he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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