I cockslap morals
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
