everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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