And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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