using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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