I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I didn't shave. On purpose
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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