p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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