seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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