loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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