I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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