i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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