He asked to "fluff my boner.."
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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