Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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