The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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