Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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