If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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