I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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