I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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