Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She announced her abortion via fbk
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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