I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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