Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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