Already got asked if we're dating
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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