Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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