Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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