Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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