Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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