No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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