Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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