Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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