Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
They are going to name an STD after you.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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