I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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