she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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