"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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