Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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