woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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