Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
