I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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