Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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