So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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