I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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