Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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