Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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